Then I think you need to learn about the Fuck It Bucket. Uppity was kind enough to explain exactly what this fab idea is:
Amy Sedaris is a righteous rib and her literary brainchild is defintely shortlisted for the Uppity Pulitzer. But the chapter that earns the Uppity Nobel Peace Prize is actually a contribution from her brother Paul-Not-David Sedaris:
The Fuck It Bucket.
How to make a fucket [sic] bucket: Get a 1 gallon paint pail, fill it with candy, write Fuck It Bucket on it. When shit gets you down, just say Fuck It, and eat some mother fuckin’ candy.
My Fuck It Bucket is seeing a lot of action these days.
Not so coincidentally, mine is too. Although I don’t have a bucket so much as a (surely, because I have no self-control) very short-lived bag of Sour Patch kids. Nothing says “Stress eating much?” like a bag of sour, gelatinous sugar.
Go read the rest of Uppity’s thoughts on the matter. I’m right there with my sister in bloggage, because sometimes, you just have to say ‘fuck it’ and move on. Or eat a big handful of candy.
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We have a different concept for it in my office. When the pile of crap to do gets too high, the stuff at the bottom sort of slides off into the fuck-it bucket. I *could* do that project, but I think everyone else forgot it was mine to do, so fuck it!
I {heart} the Fuck It Bucket.
You can’t kill the fuckin’ rooster!