Well, I assure you that most likely, you ain’t got nothin’ on Teri Smith Tyler:

Plaintiff Teri Smith Tyler, appearing pro se, filed a complaint in December 1992 alleging a bizarre conspiracy involving the defendants to enslave and oppress certain segments of our society. Plaintiff contends she is a cyborg, and that she received most of the information which forms the basis for her complaint, through “proteus,” which I read to be come silent, telepathic form of communication. … She asserts that the defendants are involved in the “Iron Mountain Plan,” which provides for the reinstitutionalization of slavery and “bloodsports” (which she identifies as death-hunting and witchhunting), and the oppression of political dissidents, herself included.

And, my friends, is just the beginning. If you elect to read it through, you’ll also be treated to such allegations as:

-Former President Jimmy Carter was the secret head of the Ku Klux Klan
-Bill Clinton is the biological son of Jimmy Carter
-President Clinton and Ross Perot have made fortunes in the death-hunting industry, and are responsible for the murder of at least 10 million black women in concentration camps
-The defendants utilize[d] weather control and earthquake technology to threaten other countries

Thanks to Ms. Tyler, my sanity is no longer in question. Whew. Glad that’s outta the way.

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