The recent crop of search terms which brought the surfing masses to MSCB has been exceptionally entertaining, so I thought I would share.

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dirty dishwater blonde – I resemble that remark.

i want to sell my daughter into slavery what is a fair price – Umm, that’s really illegal, not to mention immoral. Where’d you say you were from again?

where are argentia staying in the world cup – No idea, and I don’t know where ARGENTINA is staying, either.

sexy wordpress themes – Is there such a thing? A curious thought.

strong woman slogans – I can think of several. Obviously you can’t, since you Googled it and got here. My friend Willow can also offer you some excellent suggestions.

rude cactus blog -Oh, for fuck’s sake. He’s right here, fer cryin’ out loud.

milf.com – You have definitely come to the wrong place. I believe you’re looking for this show. (That link’s for you, Homeskillet.)

my cat is dripping from the mouth – Get thee to a vet, Poindexter. Yesterday. And stay away from my cat!

women bowl haircuts – Just say no. Same with mullets.

vengeful god tab – I’m really trying to decipher that one. Does someone think God’s running up a vengeance tab, and they want the total? What? Help me out here. Or maybe they think God is vengeful, and he likes Tab.

phalloplasty blog – I am definitely not an expert on penis enlargement, despite the spam I receive on the subject.

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