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Bayou’s Dream Appliance.

Don’t be nasty. (Syd, I’m looking at you.)

I had a dream last night that Bayou and I were shopping for clothes because we lost weight. (Something I reeeeaaaallly hope happens in the near future.) We were in this Costco-sized department store that seemed to go on for miles.

We found some clothes and decided to peruse the kitchen appliances. We came turned the corner on a BEHEMOTH of an oven/range. It was taller than we are, and it had a million dials/knobs on it. It looked like it was a steroid-engorged version of some of the stoves from the 1950’s- it was puce green, retro-style dials, no digital displays. It honestly looked more like a tank than a stove.

And it was $69,000. *facepalm*

Bayou was ridiculously excited about this stove, and was reading off all of its features to me in an attempt to sweet-talk me into the sale. She reads the list and ends it with the coup de gras:

“And it makes beer!

That’s where I woke up. I think I may have been laughing.

8 Responses to “Bayou’s Dream Appliance.”

  1. 1
    Syd:

    I have totally woken myself up from laughing in my dreams. Lots of times, actually.

    So many dirty comments I wanted to make.

  2. 2
    Lachlan:

    Ha! And yet, you refrain. ;-)

  3. 3
    weese:

    super sized appliances.
    hmm.

  4. 4
    Mom:

    That is too funny. A beer making stove. Gosh, it you have that you wouldn’t need any other appliance. Of course for $69,000 there wouldn’t be much money left over for food. Did is come with a ladder so you can reach the top dials etc.

  5. 5
    Lachlan:

    It totally needed a ladder, the thing was about 6 or 7 feet tall. :)

  6. 6
    JMc:

    Sara cooks, has raging hormones and makes beer…are you sure it wasn’t her dressed as a stove?

  7. 7
    zuhn:

    Funny how in your dreams you came up with the figure 69.

  8. 8
    Lachlan:

    Zuhn, it took you long enough. ;-)

    JMc, somehow, I can’t see Sara in puce. It doesn’t strike me as her color.

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