And I mean warped in the nice way. Only this friend would think to send me something this out-of-left-field.
I was waking by my work mailbox today when I noticed the interoffice envelope. My first thought was “I’m in trouble for something”, which is warped in a different sense.
I picked it up and noticed it had some heft to it. The book slid out quickly into my hand, and I found my eyes gravitating towards a purple post-it:
“WOW! I don’t think I’ve ever seen this book before- very cool.
*LOVE* my new bag- got lots of “that’s pretty!” comments!
~Kim”
The book was…
I had to hold my breath to keep from guffawing in the mailroom when I realized what I had in my hands. And who knows… maybe I can put it to use one day.

From KimP? ROFL
Yup, the one and the same.
Does Heather get eaten by wolves like the cover would suggest? LOL, damn, I crack me up.
Do I need to edit the title of the post, honey? (And yeah, WTF is that about? Bizarre)
Looks more like a humping than an eating, but I’m a bit the other side of warped.